Sunday, June 14, 2009

I Need A Housekeeper...But Not As Bad As This Person

I've started school again, and whew...it can take a lot out of you. I'm so tired by the time I get home we're lucky to eat. I'm trying to keep it healthy, but who knows how long that will last. The housework has gotten a bit behind as well, but hubby's been a great help, especially since he has been doing a lot of jobs for me, and not complaining about it. With all that in mind, I've been thinking that a housekeeper wouldn't be a bad thing. However its not in the budget right now. (I could probably make it work, but it's not a priority yet).

This person however does need some help. Please view at your own discretion the following photos. I received them in an email from my husband with this text.
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HOUSEKEEPER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE !?!?!

Remember when you last said to a visitor "sorry about the mess, I haven't done my cleaning yet today! Well, you'll never say it again after seeing this!!!

By the looks of the stained couch cushions, my guess is that she didn't move very far from here...



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This is an actual apartment..found in Houston after the evacuation for the hurricane.

This is NOT hurricane damage....The apartment was found this way prior to the hurricane. Hard to believe there wasn't a fire with all the cigarettes.


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Did this woman ever hear of an ashtray? Nope..... Empty soda cups will do, thanks!!
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All the Febreeze and Clorox in the world is not going to help this mess!
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NOOOOOOOOO not the computer!!!
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Notice the small 'butt free' area around the bottom of the mouse where her hand rubbed the mouse pad and what keys on the keyboard that where used.

Here come the gross parts...." (Seriously, you may not want to look at these)


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"I am sure she had intentions of cleaning, but probably put it off till tomorrow.
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I don't want to even think what that pile on the sink is.
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So, after looking at this, it is safe to say that your house is not so bad after all..... "

Alright, hope this makes you all feel better. I've got more studying to do. Until next time,

Be Blessed.


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